Saving My Life

This is the Life

When Ariana and Sean are done with their make out session, which I'm sure was fun, Sean's checks out and we go home.

"Sorry you had to witness that Taylor." Ariana gives Sean another kiss when we get in the limo.

"You don't seem like it." I mutter, buckling the car seat in the car and getting Instagram.

At Home: 1:30 pm

"Shouldn't we have picked up Oliver and the little kids from school?" Ariana and Sean are too busy eating each others faces to notice.

"Fine. Please be careful while I'm gone!" They obviously hear nothing as I leave the house with Jordan.

"Jordan, your parents are crazy. Please don't blame me if you have another brother or sister in the next 9 months. I tried my best."

After picking up the girls and Oliver, we go to Toys'R'Us to wait for Karmani to get out of school. Then I remember, Karmani goes with North to ballet today so we have nothing to worry about. You have no idea how hard it is for me to handle 5 kids on my own.

After they have all picked out toys, I go check out and the cashier seems surprised that I can buy $300 worth of toys. I put no limit on what they bought, except that it was appropriate for their age, that means I have more than 7 different toys.

"Dude, I'm famous. Get over it." That seems to straighten the cashier up as he scans the stuff and we leave.

Back at home, Ariana and Sean are doing some not-so-appropiate things upstairs.

"Hello, there are kids in this house!!!" I yell, hoping they got the message but the kids didn't.

The noise stops as we put the toys away and I make the kids an after school snack.

"Mommy!" Alyson and Kaylee run to their mother when she walks in with her hair in a messy bun and her clothes wrinkled.

"Hi girls. How was your day?" Ariana winks at me and giggles.

I roll my eyes and put the food on their high chairs. After all 4 kids are eating, I grab Ariana by the arm and drag her outside.

"Did you not hear a word I said when I left? You were careful, correct?"

"Oh we were very careful." She giggles and tries to go back to her kitchen but I pull her back.

"Ariana I'm not playing with you. We don't need another kid." Using my serious voice, I cross my arms and she tries to hold in her laugh.

"This is the life." She bursts out laughing and goes into the kitchen.

All though I have no idea what she was laughing, I go into the kitchen and help her with the kids. When Karmani gets home, we eat dinner, and I help her with her homework.

"Good night." She says.

"Good night." I reply.

We split and to our separate ways. In my room, I take a shower and go to bed.