The Maze Runner Jokes

Swimming

Thomas:* comes into swimming pool and stands by the side of the shallow end* I'm scared

Minho: dude...what are you wearing

Thomas: this is a lifejacket these are arm bands and this is a rubber ring.

Newt: uh we know but why are you wearing them?

Thomas: in case I drown

Newt: you won't drown. Get in the pool and I'll buy you popcorn after

Thomas: bu-

Minho: just get in the shucking pool

Thomas: *puts toe into the water* its so watery I can't breathe. IM NOT A FISH *runs away screaming towards the changing rooms*

Lifeguard: *blows whistle* oi you stop running *gets up and gives Thomas a lecture*

Newt: uhh I don't know that guy

Minho: come on buddy let's go try out the slides. I wanna try out the black hole.