Tommy: let's go on the kingda ka I heard its the tallest fastest rollercoaster ever!
Newt:it looks...like it has a pretty big drop
Minho: your not scared are you newt.
Newt: no!
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Newt: no no no I don't like it I wanna get off
Thomas:were half way up the tallest part. Theres no going back!
Newt:*tries to unlock his seatbelt* it won't work. Help mee
Minho: 3, 2,1
Newt: AHHHHHHHHHH I DONT LIKE IT MAKE IT STOP
Minho: weeeeeeee
Thomas: holy shuck this is amazing!!! Let's go again
Minho: it hasn't messed up my hair has it?
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Minho: I wanna go on the...
Newt: no after that I'm choosing. And I wanna go on the carousel
Thomas: SHOT GUN THE PONY
Newt: I'm on the newt
Minho: I'll happily be anything but a griever
Thomas: gallop pony gallop
Newt: go newt go
Minho: yawn.
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Minho: can we go on the tidal wave ride now?
Thomas: yeahh
Newt: I'm gonna regret this
At the top
Newt: this doesn't look too bad
Minho: I hope the water doesn't mess up my hair again
Goes down
Thomas: oh my God. The waters in a dome over our heads. How can I breathe its like I'm stuck in a massive bubble
Minho: ahh why did it have to fall on us!?? Now my hairs ruined
Newt: that wasnt that bad I guess
Thomas: help theres water in the carriage and I can't swim
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The Maze Runner Jokes
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