The Maze Runner Jokes

Holiday

Airport person: boarding receipt please

Minho: here you go

Thomas: newt I think I lost mine

Newt:*passes Tommy receipt* don't worry I got this

Minho and Thomas walk into airport

Random guy: here you go

Newt:*runs past and catches up with the others*

Thomas: Thanks Newt

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Thomas: I hope I packed enough food for the journey

Minho: you've got 20 sandwiches, 34 packets of biscuits, a cucumber, 14 bottles of water and a packet of extra large chilli doritos, I think you have got enough

Thomas: I'd better, I don't want to starve to death

Newt: Tommy, the airplane has food you can buy on it.

Thomas: why didn't you say so! I'd better go get some before they run out

Minho: why newt

Newt: I didn't realise he would do this. now I'm going to watch the lion king *steals bag of doritos*

Thomas: I'm backk. WHO took my chrisps

Minho: *points at newt*

Newt: you snitch

Thomas:newtt

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Airplane person: bonjour , bienvenue à France (I'm sorry for my Google translate French)

Thomas: what? Speak English woman!

Newt: Tommy don't be so rude! Je suis désolé

Thomas: they don't know what I'm saying, I can say what I like.

Airplane person: I understood that

Thomas: shit

Newt: Tommy!

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Minho: look at that ice cream! Newt can we get one

Thomas: IM GOING IN

Newt: I guess we are Minho *sigh*

Thomas: newt I want chocolate, mint, praline, mango, lemon sorbet, lime and vanilla noww

Minho: newt don't do it!!

Thomas: I WANT ICE CREAM I WANT ICE CREAM

Newt: Tommy shut up, I'll get you ice cream

Minho: ... I'll have the same as Thomas...

Newt: next time, we are going to a country that speaks English!

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Minho: *hides round the corner with water pistol*

Thomas: *runs round the corner* we are going on a trip in our favourite rocket ship, zooming through the AHHH

Minho: hahaha *runs*

Thomas: I'm going to get you shank *grabs hose*

Minho: NEWT HELP ME

newt:*comes out* minho, what's wrong

Minho: its Tommy, hes-

Thomas: FOR GLADERS * runs round the corner with the hose on*

Newt: TOMMY

Thomas: oops...

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Minho: I can't wait to be back

Newt: I can't wait to not have to translate everything

Minho: it'll be so great to be able to talk to the shop keepers

Thomas: it'll be so good to be able to go into an ice cream shop and get the flavours I wanted *glares at newt*

Newt: that was one time Tommy

Thomas: or be able to get what I wanted to eat when I wanted. I'm half starved.

Newt: I'm sure you'll live