The Maze Runner Jokes

School

Dedicated to IshyFishy12355

Maths

Teacher: who knows what a histogram is?

Minho: sir do you mean Instagram?

Teacher: shut up Minho

Chuck: that wierd graph thing

Teacher: correct

Newt: sir I have a question. Why do we need to know this?

Teacher: to help you

Newt:how

Teacher: because it will

Newt: but how

Teacher: minho explain to your friend

Minho: but you told me to shut up

Gally: how long left till the end of the lesson

Teacher: we only started 3 minutes ago

Random child: if you love me let me gooooo

Thomas: *wakes up and starts crying*

Art

Teacher: just shut up and paint a landscape *goes on phone*

Minho: okay then

~half an hour later~

Newt: what are you guys painting?

Minho: the maze

Thomas: the glade from a birdseye view

Frypan: a field growing rice

Gally: whats it to you shank

Chuck: the WICKED room

Winston: a field with little pigs waiting for me to kill them

Alby: a griever walking across the glade

Thomas: what about you newt?

Newt: *hides picture*

Thomas: newt? *grabs paper and stares speechless*

Minho: what the shuck newt

Newt: *goes red

Gally: newt..why did you draw a picture of you..and Tommy...SNOGGING... In paradise?

Newt: oh my goodness is that a paintbrush?

Break

Newt: Tommy I need the toilet. can you come with me I don't wanna go alone

Thomas: sure

Minho: I need to go too

~arrive~

Minho: oh...who's that guy there? Look at his hair

Newt:...that's a mirror

Minho: ahh that's why he looks so good *styles hair*

Thomas: *walks by the hand dryer* SHUCK what was that

Newt: I don't know *comes to look

Thomas: *twists the nozzle so it points in Newts face*

Newt: TOMMY?

Thomas: sorry

DT (design technology)

Winston: so many things to use as weapons here!!

Teacher: *locks tools cupboard*

Minho: what's this *goes to touch it*

Teacher: DONT touch that

Minho: what does it do?

Teacher: itll cut off your fingers if you do that

Thomas: ohh big green button *presses*

Machines start

Minho: this is soo cool

Newt: guys...

Thomas: oops was that supposed to happen?

Frypan: look at all this sawdust *jumps into pile*

Teacher: *presses red button*

Thomas: oh my God... That was MY job

Teacher: SHUT UP. As you can't behave yourselves we are working from textbooks for the rest of this lesson.

Minho: NOO

Thomas: please no please

Newt: told you

Drama

Minho: LOOK YOU LAZY SHANK

Thomas: what am I supposed to be looking at shuckface

Minho: oh my shuck Tommy don't call me a shuckface

Newt: *jumps on minho* only I can call Tommy Tommy you slinthead

Winston: *runs around with a shirt over his face*

Alby: SLIM IT

Thomas: no this slinthead called me a SHANK

Minho: your the shuckiest shank I've ever seen

Thomas: you said it wrong dude

Minho: go eat ponies

Thomas: I love ponies

Newt: Tommy, please. Minho shuck off

Drama teacher: okay guys if we could quieten down

Minho: oh I'm sorry newt, I should never of insulted your boyfriend

Teacher: I don't remember this being in the script...

Newt: minho don't broadcast it

Random child: they are gay?

Gally: yes. Got a problem shank? Because they are normal people who cares if they're gay its just how they are.

Random child: n...no

Gally: then shut it shank

Teacher: enough

Thank you IshyFishy12355 for the awsome idea.