The Maze Runner Jokes

Driving Skillz

Thomas

Thomas: *jumps around cuz he's so nervous*

Minho: shall I give a pep talk?

Newt:go ahead

Minho:be careful, don't die

Newt: were both bloody inspired

Thomas:not helping

Minho: well sorrry for trying Tommy boy

Thomas: gets in car

Driving instructor: okay so first of all try driving to that building and stopping

Thomas:okay *starts car and drives perfectly towards building*

Driving instructor:BRAKE

newt: WATCH THAT BUILDING!

Minho:aghhhh

Thomas: SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE THE SHUCKING BRAKE IS

crashh

Thomas: not to worry, I think I've found the brake

Newt

Driving instructor: OK let's get this over with

Newt: I'm not Tommy okay

Driving instructor: like friend, like friend

Newt: stop judging me!

Driving instructor: go newt go

Newt: *revs the engine and keeps moving a metre before breaking*

Driving instructor: you don't need to keep breaking just drive a bit more

Newt:okay! *drives forward at 3mph and eventually makes it*
Soo how did I do?

Driving instructor: snore snore snore

Minho

Minho: MY GO! Make way people, Minho is coming through

Driving instructor: oh God

Minho: *drives flawlessly to the building"

Driving instructor: I'm impressed, turn down that road there

Minho:*drives down 'that road there' holy klunk theres a maze! *drives into maze*

Driving instructor: no no no go back

Minho: why are there shuck kids in here? *beeps horn* oh that is fun *beeeeeepp beeep* where's the cliff dude? I wanna get out

Driving instructor:* faints*

Minho: its gotta be here somewhere *drives through the maze looking for a way out*

IM LOSTTT

Okay so first of all I want to say a massive thank you to everyone. I looked today and saw I had 1.5k and I was so happy and I may have squealed.
Anyway next thing was I thought I might I might try write an imagine so I was wondering if you wanted one about
•Newt
•Minho
•Thomas
Please comment what you think
One last thing is me and a few other have started to write a newt fanfiction so if you would like to and have the time I'd love it if you would check it out the The3Amigas
Sorry for the long authors note