Newbie alarm: beep beep beep
Newt: hey guys! It's a new newtbie!
Minho:not the newt puns again
Newt: *jumps down into the box and looks up* its a bunny
Bunny: not just any bunny! I'm an Easter bunny
Newt: ahh it speaks!
Bunny: what do you expect? Am I supposed to sit there in silence?
Minho: well you are a rabbit
Bunny: IM NOT A RABBIT IM A BUNNY
Chuck: can I keep him as a pet?
Thomas: no he might be dangerous
Bunny: I'm not dangerous
Minho: I don't know...the teeth do look kinda sharp
Bunny: I don't want to hurt you! Im here to give you this
Thomas: if it's not food we are not interested
Bunny: it is food
Thomas: come on up!
Bunny: I have a chocolate egg for all of you, and guess what!!! An egg hunt.
Minho: why are you asking us to guess if you tell us the answer before we have a chance to guess?
Thomas: who cares? I wanna have an egg and an egg hunt
Later
Thomas: eggs eggs eggs....THERES AN EGG *stuffs it in his mouth*
Gally: who has time for this? I'm going to build a ladder
Newt: have all ma children found an egg yet?
Chuck: Noot Thomas is eating all the eggs
Newt:Tommy stop eating all the eggs
Thomas: but I like chocolate
Newt: so does everyone else Tommy
Thomas: *sulks*
Teresa: WICKED is so good to us...they sent up our very own Easter bunny with chocolate
Bunny: well I really must be off to see the other group. Goodbye till next year
Alby: come on shanks get back to work
Thomas: next year.... But I want chocolate now
Newt: I hope we are not still stuck here next year...
Thomas: but Noot if we leave before next year we won't get more chocolate
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The Maze Runner Jokes
De Todo(may contain spoilers) (Wait no, it definitely will contain spoilers)
