The Maze Runner Jokes

At The Glade

Newbie alarm: beep beep beep

Newt: hey guys! It's a new newtbie!

Minho:not the newt puns again

Newt: *jumps down into the box and looks up* its a bunny

Bunny: not just any bunny! I'm an Easter bunny

Newt: ahh it speaks!

Bunny: what do you expect? Am I supposed to sit there in silence?

Minho: well you are a rabbit

Bunny: IM NOT A RABBIT IM A BUNNY

Chuck: can I keep him as a pet?

Thomas: no he might be dangerous

Bunny: I'm not dangerous

Minho: I don't know...the teeth do look kinda sharp

Bunny: I don't want to hurt you! Im here to give you this

Thomas: if it's not food we are not interested

Bunny: it is food

Thomas: come on up!

Bunny: I have a chocolate egg for all of you, and guess what!!! An egg hunt.

Minho: why are you asking us to guess if you tell us the answer before we have a chance to guess?

Thomas: who cares? I wanna have an egg and an egg hunt

Later

Thomas: eggs eggs eggs....THERES AN EGG *stuffs it in his mouth*

Gally: who has time for this? I'm going to build a ladder

Newt: have all ma children found an egg yet?

Chuck: Noot Thomas is eating all the eggs

Newt:Tommy stop eating all the eggs

Thomas: but I like chocolate

Newt: so does everyone else Tommy

Thomas: *sulks*

Teresa: WICKED is so good to us...they sent up our very own Easter bunny with chocolate

Bunny: well I really must be off to see the other group. Goodbye till next year

Alby: come on shanks get back to work

Thomas: next year.... But I want chocolate now

Newt: I hope we are not still stuck here next year...

Thomas: but Noot if we leave before next year we won't get more chocolate