The Maze Runner Jokes

lets build a wall

Trump be like:

Wicked be like:
'yeah okay'

Newt be like:
'ill fall off the wall

I'll be like

Tyler and Josh be like:
'we'll wipe up these tears'

I hate trump...
So in German my teacher was like was findest du Donald trump and then my name and I was like shit what did I say because I hadn't been listening to the lesson. then I thought well that doesn't matter because there isn't a word in English to describe how much I hate trump so I picked a random word from the board...I ended up saying I don't like Donald trump because he is ugly as I was like...can I leave now?

Okay random story time over

Qotd
Marry fuck kill:
Thomas, newt or minho

Aotd (based on the book characters and not the film characters because I couldn't choose)
It's still hard but
Marry newt
Fuck minho
Kill Thomas 😭