Milk

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Newt: hey guys, guess what I found!

Minho: what?

Newt: its this drink called milk, its so nice! You should try it.

Minho: looks okay

Thomas: hell no. you know where milk comes from don't you?

Newt: uhh the supermarket?

Thomas: from a cow

Minho: you mean the... Dangly things?

Thomas: sure do

Newt: ehrwwwww I can't believe you let me drink that

Thomas: I never knew you were gonna drink it. You never told me

Newt: *rinses mouth out with water*

Minho: thanks for telling me!

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