Thomas: shitttt its moving
Minho: obviously Edison its a living thing
Newt: I thought you loved pony's
Thomas: when they're not moving, yes
Newt: you see, I had the right idea. Keep my two feet on the ground
Thomas: newt you are going riding. I went on a boat even though I was terrified
Newt: I'm not terrified I just think that one of us ought to stay off incase something happens
Minho: come on newt.
Newt: let's go, let's go, let's go
Minho: that's my catch phrase
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Thomas: lmao minho your horse just klunked out a great big klunk
Minho: eww I hope I don't have any on my leg
Thomas: its stinks minho!
Minho: Like you then shank
Thomas: that's not noice...
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Minho: Newt. A little help please. My horse won't stop eating this bush
Newt: deal with it
Minho: NEWT I NEED HELP
newt: *pulls horse away* happy?
Minho: yeh thanks
Newt: no probs!
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Thomas: *walks right past the ending point*
Newt:Tommy come back!
Thomas: I CANT STOPP. MAKE IT STOP
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The Maze Runner Jokes
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