The Maze Runner Jokes

I would but...

I would absolutely love to share a coke with newt...

But I can't....

Because...

(You guessed it)

(Or maybe you didn't idk)

He's dead!!!

*Goes and drowns out sorrow with coke and heathens*

Please don't forget

Newt

See what I did there?

I'll tell you. In the song heathens Tyler says please don't forget. So don't forget newt because he's amazing.

Also don't forget other stuff
Like my jokes about the page which are 250% funny 0% upsetting

You don't know the psychopath sitting next to you

You don't know the murderer sitting next to you

But newt does

It's Tommy