The Maze Runner Jokes

cinemea

Dedicated to IshyFishy12355

Advert: There is still time to buy snacks before the film starts

Tommy :really? *passes minho the extra large bucket of popcorn and runs to the next* DONT EAT IT ALL

Minho: really?

Thomas:*comes back in with two buckets of extra large popcorn, ice cream, cookies, sharing bags of chocolate and coke*

Newt:bloody hell Tommy

Thomas: what, I'm hungry?

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Newt: daym minho, that's was WICKED

Minho: ikr! Did you see that kick Tommy?

Thomas: err yeah. *throws popcorn in the air

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Minho: I wish we had gone to the club with you

Newt: shuck what was that?

Thomas: I think it's showing my worst nightmare

Newt: aww Tommy, its not gonna happen. We are immune remember

Thomas: *hugs newt*

Random human: *cough cough*

Jorge in film: where's Bertha?

Minho:Bertha?

Thomas: I think he means Brenda

Minho: aww newt you look so happy in the front seat then there's me in the back like 'really?'

Newt: lmao

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Newt in film: does anyone know where those shots came from

Thomas: I dont know. A gun maybe?

Newt:stop being such a smart arse

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Minho: NOO MINHO DONT DO DIS! DONT GOO

Thomas: GET YO ARSE BACK OVER HERE

Random human: shhhhh

Newt: sorry

Random human: shhh

Thomas: I'm hungry

Newt: you've eaten all that food...

Thomas: yeah...soo....?

Thanks IshyFishy12355 for the idea