Thomas: oh my bloody Griever's! Theres so much food here!
Newt: calm Tommy, don't steal anything, or we will be kicked out again
Thomas: fine but I need food quick before I give into the temptation
Newt: excuse me can we have some food like now? My friend here is starving and noone should see how he acts when he's starving and surrounded by food.
Waiter: *looks nervous and hurries off*
Minho: hey newt look at this
Newt: what?
Minho: for desert they have pancakes and newtella 😂😂😂😂
Newt: -_-
Waiter: here
Thomas: FOOD *dives onto plate of food*
Newt: I appolojice for my friend
Frypan: do you have any rice?🍚
Minho: stop over obsessing about rice you piece of rice
Frypan: don't tell me what to do
Minho: well I did
Alby: can you Slintheads shut up?
Thomas: no
Gally: what do you mean no?
Thomas: I mean no do you want me to say it in spanish? Noh
Newt: can we go
Thomas: no
Newt: Thomas yes
Thomas: if you make me leave i will steal the food
Newt: if we leave you won't be able to steal the food
Thomas: just watch me
Newt: *tries to grab Thomas*
Thomas:*runns around grabbing food and shoving it in his mouth*
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The Maze Runner Jokes
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