The Maze Runner Jokes

London Zoo

Newt: this snake was used in the filming of Harry Porter and the philosophers stone. I love that film!

Minho:be careful Newt, the glass might disappear.

Newt: omg your right! *steps away* thanks for the reminder Minho

Minho: no problem *smirks*

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Thomas: I'm a penuin *waddles around*

Minho: we don't know this shank. We defiantly don't know him

Newt: minho, do you want to hear a penguin joke?

Minho: sure!

Newt: what's a penguins favourite desert?

Minho: is it ice cream?

Thomas: *runs over* did someone say ice cream?

Minho: no

Thomas: oh OK...*walks off*

Newt: no it's a baked Alaska!

Minho:.. That's the worst joke ever

Thomas: *runs back over* I heard the words baked Alaska

Newt: heard wrong...

Thomas: oh.*runs off*

Newt: I have another one, what do penguins wear on their heads?

Minho:fur?

Newt: ice-caps! *falls about laughing*

Minho: I don't know this guy either *edges away*

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Minho: what are flamingoes?

Newt: I don't know. All I ever heard of is a flaminho

Minho:-_-

Newt:😂

Minho: -_-

Newt:😂

Minho: -_-

Newt:😂

Minho: -_-

Thomas:🍼