The Maze Runner Jokes

Shopping trip

Dedicated to ParisCarreras

Minho: Tommy...get out the drivers seat. We both know what happened last time you drove the car

Thomas: what no fair! I wanna drive

Newt:I don't want you to crash and then I die!

Thomas: okay okay jeez *climbs out*

Newt: dibs front

Thomas: that's not fairrrrr

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Thomas: okay... THERES A COOKIE SHOP! WE HAVE TO GO RIGHT NOW

Minho: stop shouting you shank, people are staring

Random human: *comes running up* oh. My. God. It's Thomas Brodie Sangster and Dylan O'Brien AND Ki Hong Lee!

Newt: are you talking to us?

Random human: obviously!

Newt: uhh you got the wrong people. My names newt and that's Thomas and Minho.

Thomas: I'm Dylan. Now go fetch me cookies!

Minho: Thomas no

Random human: I'll get you cookies if you give me an autograph

Thomas: hell yeh

Minho: sure why not *flips hair*

Thomas: these cookies are soo good

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Minho: Newt get your arse over here.

Newt: what's up?

Minho: its us!

Newt: it can't be

Minho: its a God damn poster of us! In a shop. Where people see it. And my hair looks 100% perfect

Newt: look how cool I am i n that scarf, I think I might still have it actually, it looks quite good on me if I may say so

Thomas: do you guys think I look a little err...constipated?

Newt:...

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Thonas: *walks out of changing room in a dress* what do you guys think?

Newt: ten out of ten

Minho: seven

Thomas: only seven? Would it look better with heels?

Minho: Thomas, yes

Newt: I wanna turn!

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Newt: *prods marshmallows in drink* what is this stuff?

Minho: pig farts what do ya think

Newt: *continues to prod* I Dunno

Thomas: *grabs on out his glass and eats it* I'll tell you what it is. They are the best things you'll ever try in three years!

Newt: *tries on* your right *eats them all

Minho: excuse me but I think we are going to need a few more of those

-three jars of marshmallows later-

Newt: oh God I should never of eaten that many

Thomas: *burps* I think I'm gonna be sick

Minho: *dies*

Thanks ParisCarreras for the idea