what day is it?

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The media has nothing to do with it. I just found the picture so funny
Thomas: Newt Newt Newt?

Newt: Tommy Tommy Tommy

Thomas: whys the sky blue

Newt: because I threw blueberry at it

Thomas: whys the moon made out of cheese

Newt: its not. It's made out of rock

Thomas:no its not

Newt: your right it's not. A cow went up to space

Thomas: how?

Newt: in a rocow and a little iccle cow space suit

Thomas: did a little iccle man go too to make the cheese

Newt: yes

Thomas: why am I addicted to ice cream

Newt: Because your high

Thomas: what happens when I die?

Newt:I have a question. What day is it Bloody annoy newt day

Thomas: no its Friday. So back to my question

Newt: *bangs head against the wall*

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