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Sherlock To John

Sherlock: John I'm bored.

Sherlock: Are you still at your meeting?

Sherlock: You're a doctor, why do you have a meeting?

Sherlock: Booooooored.

Sherlock: Have you brought your gun?

Sherlock: I know I said I don't like your boss, but really.

Sherlock: Lestrade is annoying me.

Sherlock: I've found a mouse.

John: A mouse?

Sherlock: Yes, John. A small brown rodent.

Sherlock: Come home or I'll put it in the microwave.

Sherlock: Jaaaaawwwn

John: UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ARE YOU TO PUT THAT MOUSE IN THE MICROWAVE!

Sherlock: Come back and the mouse lives.

John: I can't believe I'm being bribed with a mouse.

Sherlock: Is your old girlfriend there?

John: Sherlock, that was a long time ago, but yes. Why?

Sherlock: She has a husband, and she killed one of her goldfish when she was nine.

John: What?

Sherlock: Yes John, a husband. Do catch up.

John: How do you know?

Sherlock: She has a band-shaped indent on her ring finger - too fresh for her to have removed a ring a long time ago. I noticed when she came by this morning to, using her words, "visit an old friend". Child's play, really.

John: Right. I'm making up excuses to leave.

Sherlock: Do hurry. The mouse is struggling.

John: I'm in a taxi right now.

Sherlock: I've put it in the blender for the time being.

John: WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT TURN THE BLENDER ON!

Molly: Oh no, what did Sherlock do this time?

John: I was at a meeting, and Sherlock was bored and wanted me to come back, so he decided to put a mouse in the blender.

Molly: My God, Sherlock!

Sherlock: If you don't get here soon, I'll turn the blender on.

John: DON'T YOU DARE!

Sherlock: And I'll leave the top off. Then have a brown mess everywhere. 

John: DRIVE FASTER! I DON'T CARE IF THERE IS A SPEED LIMIT! DRIVE!

Molly: The taxi driver better listen. He won't want to face the wrath of John!

Sherlock: I'm about to press the button.......

John: NO! DON'T!

John: OKAY! I'M HERE!

John: Oh my God.

Molly: John? What's going on? He didn't press the button did he?

John: Where's the mouse?

Sherlock: There is none.

John: That was all a lie, wasn't it?

Sherlock: Yes.

Molly: LOL

John: *facepalm*

Sherlock: An elementary one, too. Surprised you didn't see through it.

John: Okay, I'm here. What do you want?

Sherlock: Can I borrow your phone?

John: GODD*MMIT SHERLOCK!

John: Wait, weren't you using your phone to text me?

Sherlock: Yes.

John: Then why do you need mine?

Sherlock: I ran out of minutes about 10 minutes ago. I think we need to pay around 250 more for the texts I sent you.

John: D*mmit, Sherlock!