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Sherlock: Hello, John, Mary, Mycroft, Y/N, Graham.



John: ...Graham?


Lestrade: It's not Graham, how hard is it to remember my name?!


Mycroft: Sorry, George, my brother is an idiot.


Lestrade: IT'S GREG, D*MMIT!


Mycroft: Ah.


Moriarty: Hiiiiiii guys!


Sherlock: Okay, who invited HIM?!


Y/N: I did.


John: WHY?!


Y/N: He's interesting.


Lestrade: He's a criminal mastermind!


Y/N: Like I said, interesting.


John: *facepalm*


Y/N: Plus we both love Aladdin.


Moriarty: You ain't never had a friend like me!


Y/N: *fist bump*


Moriarty: *returns fist bump*


John: What the hell...?


Y/N: Jim do you want some tea?


Moriarty: Sure.


Y/N: Here.


Moriarty: thanks!


John: Wait - IS HE AT YOUR FLAT?!


Y/N: Maybe... why?


John: HE'S A CRIMINAL! MAKE HIM LEAVE!


Y/N: I can make my own decisions!


John: Not when I'm your older brother, you can't! Now make him leave!


Moriarty: ansnjsansmsk


Sherlock: Y/N...... did you kill him?


Y/N: No, I just gave him some tea. I don't know what's wrong with him!


Mycroft: He's at your flat - may I point out how incredibly stupid that is?


Y/N: No.

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