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Y/N: Hey Johnny!
John: Yes?
Y/N: Meet some of my friends that came from....... New Zealand.
Frodo: Hello!
Sam: 'Ello there.
Pippin: New Zealand?
Merry: What happened to the old one?
Gandalf: Greetings Bilbo.
John: Uh, hello to all of you. Sorry, but my name is John.
Gandalf: Oh, you must remind me of him then.
Y/N: Where's the rest of the fellowship?
Frodo: Well, Aragorn is with his new wife.
Sam: Legolas is probably hangin' around somewhere.
Pippin: I think Gimli is off in the mountains....
Merry: Or at a bar!
Gandalf: Yes, and how are you Y/N? Sword craft improving?
John: Wait what?
Y/N: Oh yes Gandalf! Very much!
John: Since when did you know how to swing a sword?
Frodo: With us, she's been doing it ever since she almost got eaten by a spider.
Sam: But then she ripped it to pieces after!
Pippen: She's really good.
Merry: Best in your land I do think!
Gandalf: Did you not know?
John: Uh, no.
Y/N: Well, you never really asked brother.
John: WELL. I never really knew I had to ask.
Frodo: Sam, what are you doing?
Sam: Oh, I'm gettin' potatoes for supper Mr. Frodo.
Pippen: Supper?
Merry: At this time? What about breakfast?
Pippen: And second breakfast?
Merry: And don't forget elevenses.
Sam: Ir's for tonight, the big supper.
Pippin: Ooooh.
Merry: Oooh.
Gandalf: Fools of a Took and Brandybuck.
John: Okay. So Y/N, how exactly did you meet this...... fellows?
Y/N: When I was in....... New Zealand and they were fighting orcs.
John: WHAT.
Frodo: No worries, she handled them like a pro!
Sam: NO. GET. AWAY.
Pippen: You okay Sam?
Merry: What's wrong?
Sam: It's Gollum again. PO-TA-TOES.
Gandalf: Now, Y/N, will you be joining us tonight?
Y/N: Sure thing Gandalf! Can't wait.
John: Where will you be going tonight?
Y/N: I told you....... New Zealand.
John: You know what! SURE.
Frodo: Yay!
Sam: Yeah!
Pippen: Yahoo!
Merry: Yes!
Gandalf: Wonderful!
Y/N: Hehhehe.
John: I need a drink.
Frodo: Oh Y/N!
Y/N: Yes?
Frodo: I have a present for you.
Y/N: Aww you didn't have to!
Frodo: It's a friendship ring.......
Y/N: Oh lovely..........!
Gollum: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. PRECIOUS!
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