Y/N: Hey Mycroft, are you sti-
Mycroft: Yes.
Y/N: I didn't even finish my sentence!
Mycroft: You want to know if I'm still mad about the tattoo and the answer is yes.
Y/N: Oh then-
Mycroft: And no more hanging out with Moriarty.
Y/N: But he's my friend!!
Mycroft: He is a criminal mastermind!
Sherlock: A most dangerous one. And why do you have a bunch of apples? You never touch them.
Y/N: Sherlock, stay out of this!
Y/N: Wait - YOU BROKE INTO MY FLAT?!
Sherlock: ...no.
Y/N: *sigh* But, he's my best friend!
Mycroft: No.
Y/N: YOU'RE NOT MY MUM!!
Sherlock: See Mycroft?! He's the same way with me.
Mycroft: My answer will not change.
{Lestrade has entered.}
{Mary has entered.}
{John has entered.}
Y/N: FINE! BE THAT WAY! I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU EVER AGAIN!
Mycroft: Fine!
{Mycroft has left the chatroom.}
Y/N: I swear, I'm gonna kill him!
John: HIDE THE KNIVES!
Lestrade: Uh... did we miss something?
Sherlock: Yeah, Mycroft tried to ban Y/N from being friends with Moriarty.
Lestrade: Oh.
Y/N: > : )
Sherlock: Well sh*t. Y/N, did you kill my brother?
Y/N: Nope. I have a better idea.
{Y/N has left the chatroom.}
John: Well great. What is she gonna do now?
( TEN MINUTES LATER )
{Mycroft has entered.}
{Y/N has entered.}
Mycroft: NOOOO!!!!
Y/N: > : )
John: Y/N... what did you do?
Y/N: Oh, nothing.
Mycroft: LIFE ISN'T WORTH LIVING!
Lestrade: Okay, seriously, what did you do?
Y/N: I burned all of his umbrellas.
Sherlock: LOL
John: Oh my gosh!
Lestrade: hahahaha
Mary: Y/N!
Sherlock: What is he doing now?
Y/N: Right now he's rocking back and forth in the fetal position saying 'why' over and over again and muttering about how life isn't fair.
John: I think you broke him!
Sherlock: YES! BLACKMAIL!
Y/N: Mycroft, can you allow me & Moriarty to be friends now?
Mycroft: Ugh, fine!
Y/N: mwahahaha
Lestrade: Let's all agree to not mess with (y/n). Ever.
Mycroft: Agreed
{Moriarty has entered.}
Mycroft: WHO BLEW UP MY BRAND NEW UMBRELLA WITH DYNAMITE?!
Moriarty: LOL!
Mycroft: -_- Moriarty......
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