The Y/N Experiment

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Y/N: I'M SPINNING AROUND IN MY WHEELIE CHAIR SAYING AYOOO!! BABY LET'S GO!!!!!


Mycroft: ...what the hell...?



John: Sherlock, what did you do?



Sherlock: What?! Why do you think I did something?



John: *cough* ofcourseyoudid *cough*



Sherlock: ...it's an experiment.



Lestrade: Sherlock... what did you do to Y/N?



Sherlock: I gave her a 5 hour energy drink.



John: Sh*t. Do you know how hyper Y/N gets off of those?



Sherlock: I'm starting to get an idea.



Lestrade: Thank God I don't have to worry about this, I'm at wor--



Lestrade: Y/N WHY ARE YOU IN MY OFFICE?!



Y/N: Because I can be...



Lestrade: UNLOCK THE DOOR!



Y/N: Hmm... NO!



Lestrade: D*mmit.



Sherlock: I'm starting to see how this might have been a bad idea.



John: No sh*t, Sherlock.



Lestrade: DID YOU JUST BREAK THE WINDOW!



Y/N: Yeah, I threw the plant at it.



Lestrade: Why?!



Y/N: Cause I wanted to see if it could fly



John: That's time Y/N, did it?



Y/N: No, it just hit a pigeon. 



John: *facepalm*



Lestrade: Uh, guys? Y/N just climbed out of the window and down the fire escape...



Sherlock: Sh*t.



John: We need to get her!



Mycroft: Y/N, where are you going?



Y/N: Somewhere...



Mycroft: Well that's helpful.



Y/N: LOL I can tell you. I'M GOING TO SHERLOCK AND JOHN'S FLAT! lolol



John: D*mmit!



Y/N: Hi boys!



Sherlock: What are you doi--



John: 0_0



Mary: John? What's happening?



John: It's Sherlock...



Lestrade: What's going on?



John: He's kind of pinned between Y/N and the wall...



Mycroft: Dear God.



John: Yes, exactly.



Sherlock: HELP ME!



John: No, I'm leaving.



Sherlock: GET BACK HERE!



John: Hey, this was your idea in the first place. You should have known!



Y/N: I love your hair it's so soft...



Sherlock: SOMEONE HELP ME D*MMIT



Sherlock: .....



Lestrade: What?



Sherlock: She just fell asleep on me.



Mycroft: Thank God.



Lestrade: Sherlock?



Sherlock: Yes?



Lestrade: You should never give her an energy drink. Ever.




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