Prank Calls

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Y/N: Hey Jim.


Y/N: Jim.


Y/N: Hey.


Y/N: You there?


Jim: Yeah, what it is?


Y/N: Want to prank call someone?


Jim: It depends.......


Y/N: On what?


Jim: Who is it going to be?


Y/N: Let's saaaaaaayy. JOHNNY BOY!


Jim: Oh yeah!


Y/N: Okay, what should we say?


Jim: WELL. We have 2 choices.


Y/N: And those are?


Jim: Geez. Not going to even guess are we?


Y/N: Ummmmmmm. Act like idiots or be a smarta*s?


Jim: YEAH! Gold star for you.


Y/N: Hurray! I'll put it will my gold trophy of most wieners eaten in 4 minutes.


Jim: Oh, wait what?


Y/N: You never knew I had that?


Jim: Uuuh. No.


Y/N: Yeah, I found it in an old bin.


Jim: OH. I thought you actually did that.


Y/N: What? Eat who knows how many wieners in 4 minutes? You must be mad.


Jim: Well, I don't know with you!


Y/N: Right, what were we doing again?


Jim: PRANK CALLS.


Y/N: GOTTCHA.


Jim: So, what will we say?


Y/N: How about the classic line, 'Is your refrigerator running?'


Jim: Nice.


Y/N: You go first with your own, then I'll go with mine.


Jim: Okay, I think I can hack to record what he says and put it on here for you.


Y/N: Ta!


Jim: No problem.


Y/N: What are you going to say?


Jim: I have a surprise for him!


Y/N: Poo, you are making me wait.


Jim: That's right!


Y/N: Fine then.


Jim: Hello, is Mr. Wall there, please?


John: There is no Mr. Wall here, sorry.


Jim: Can I speak with Mrs. Wall then, please? 


John: Mrs. Wall does not live here. 


Jim: Well, can I speak with Harry Wall, please? 


John: There is no one here by that name, either. Sorry. 


Jim: Are there any Walls there? 


John: No, there are no walls here. Sorry. 


Jim: Then may I ask what's holding up your house?


Y/N: Hahahahaha! Good one!


Jim: Thank you, thank you.


Y/N: Oooh. My turn my turn!


Jim: Go for it!


Y/N: 'Ello there, is the famous John Watson there?


John: Yes, it is he.


Y/N: Yes, I was just wondering, is your refrigerator running?


John: I believe so, why?


Y/N: YOU BETTER CATCH IT!


John: Really Y/N? That joke is so old.


Jim: HAHAHAHAHAHA


Y/N: Awwww how did you know?


John: You're my sister.


Jim: 'Nuff said.


Y/N: BULL.


 

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