Y/N: Heeeeyyyyyyy GREGGY! Knock Knock!
Greg: Who's there?
Y/N: Deez nuts.
Greg: .....Deez nuts who...?
Y/N: HA! GOTTIM!
Greg: You've been on YouTube again, haven't you?
Y/N: I shove a whole bag of jellybeans up my a*s.
Greg: Those are so old.
Y/N: Can't help it if I'm legally blind!!
Greg: *sigh* No, you're not.
Y/N: I love you. And I miss you. *whale noise*
Greg: You're on crack right now?
Y/N: YA! YAAAAAAA!
Greg: Why do you do this Y/N?
Y/N: Do you want to dance with me?
Greg: No.
Y/N: Why won't anyone dance with me?
Greg: Because you hangout with Moriarty.
Y/N: Where they at doe?!
Greg: I need to get you away from the laptop now.
Y/N: OH HELLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOO!
Greg: Yes. Now I'm coming over. Stay where you are.
Y/N: You need some milk!
Greg: No, I don't. Now come with me away from the laptop.
Y/N: YOU NOT MY DAD!
Greg: Bloody hell Y/N. Keep your cool. Who's that with you?
Y/N: AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! DUNDUNDA DUNDUDNADUNA.
Greg: Why is Moriarty here?
Jimmy: A potato flew around my room!
Greg: I see that bottle of whisky there. You're both drunk, aren't you?
Y/N: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS.
Greg: I'm going to take that, thank you very much.
Jimmy: B*tch I hope the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu- you do!
Y/N: Peanut butter baby! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Greg: Of course.
Jimmy: vfjrsrvjsbvjwbrv
Y/N: dsjdbvjdviuwbrvblaiv
Greg: Finally, peace and quiet.
( The Next Day )
Y/N: Jiiiiiiiiimmmmmm.
Jimmy: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. My head.
Y/N: What happened?
Jimmy: I don't nooooooooooooooooo. Owie.
Greg: You two up?
Y/N: What did you do to us Gregory.
Jimmy: And you wonder why I don't come visit you Lestrade!
Greg: I did now such thing. You did it to yourself.
Y/N: But I don't like iiiiiiitttttttt.
Jimmy: Did we have sex?
Greg: WHAT THE- NO! Not with my sister you don't!
Y/N: Nononononono. I would remember that.
Jimmy: Maybe we should do it sometime.....? *wink* *wink*
Greg: If you value your life, you won't lay a finger on her.
Y/N: Seriously, what did we do?
Jimmy: I'll tell you what we should have done........
Greg: Shut it. The two of you got drunk on whiskey and started to recite memes from YouTube.
Y/N: Awwwww whiskey?
Jimmy: Not even the good stuff.
Greg: What the hell am I going to do with you two?
Y/N: Love me like you do, love me love me like you do!
Jimmy: HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!!!!
Greg: If you don't stop, I'll shoot you on your beeeehiiiiiind!
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