Sherlock: Jooooohn.
Sherlock: How long does it take you to go to the shops to get milk?
Sherlock: Just one gallon man!
Sherlock: You've been gone for...... who knows how long!
Sherlock: I just counted it all up.
Sherlock: 5. Whole. MINUTES.
Sherlock: Could of used those minutes for shooting the wall!
Sherlock: UGH. Seriously John.
Sherlock: Why do I even ask you?
Sherlock: I would ask Mrs. Hudson....
Sherlock: But then she would just go on and on about that couple who just got married and adopted a black boy.
Sherlock: Sorry not sorry. African American.
Sherlock: Boooooored.
Sherlock: JOHN WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING?!
Sherlock: 10 whole minutes you've been gone for....
Sherlock: 10!
Sherlock: I WILL FIND A MOUSE AGAIN!
Sherlock: A real one this time.
John: DO IT AND I WILL THROW YOUR BLOODY SKULL RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW!
Sherlock: Finally. Where are you?
John: Still at the shops.
John: Why?
Sherlock: You. Are. Taking. Forever!!!
John: Not my fault that they had run out of milk!
Sherlock: You didn't get any?
John: Well, I finally did after going to three others and finding one in the back.
Sherlock: No good.
John: No good?
Sherlock: No good.
John: What? Why?
Sherlock: I now need 2.
John: Well boo hoo Sherlock.
Sherlock: Since you took so long, the experiment is going bad!
John: Not my fault.
Sherlock: Yes it is. Now go find more.
John: What the magic word?
Sherlock: Cadaver.
John: No. Please.
Sherlock: Please don't screw up again.
John: Eh, better then nothing.
( 1 Hour Later )
Sherlock: John.
Sherlock: John.
Sherlock: JOHN.
Sherlock: What the hell are you doing?
Sherlock: You're ignoring my texts and have been gone for a hour!
John: Sorry. Got your milk but ran into Jen.
Sherlock: Who's Jen?
John: The nice lady from downstairs.
Sherlock: The one with one nostril bigger then the other?
John: No, that's Mrs. Wellmet.
Sherlock: The one with extremely long hair and only one pinkie toe?
John: YES!
Sherlock: What about her?
John: Once she saw me, we got to a talking.
Sherlock: GOOD GOD MAN! YOU SHOP LIKE A WOMAN!
John: I do no such thing!
Sherlock: "Oh look at me! I take forever buying milk! Oh hi Jen! Did you hear about the news? Oh how dreadful. I'm sorry to hear your cat got a divorce 3 hours after the wedding.
John: ............She doesn't even have a cat...........
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