Y/N And Moriarty: Evil Plan

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 John: Ugh I hate my life. Why are we still here? We've been up all night!



Lestrade: Sherlock, can't we just take a break? We've been up for more than two days!



Sherlock: THERE HAS TO BE A CONNECTION SOMEWHERE



John: Remind me why I'm friends with you?



Y/N: Guys, I brought coffee.



*loading, too many messages sent at once*



Lestrade: YOU'RE AMAZING (Y/N)



John: YOU'RE A LIFE SAVER



Sherlock: THANK GOD



Mycroft: THANK YOU (Y/N)



Y/N: No problem.



{Moriarty has sent a private message to Y/N.}

*Did you drug the coffee like we talked about?*


{Y/N has sent a private message to Moriarty.}

*Yep! They're all gonna get drunk as hell.*



Moriarty: > : )



Lestrade: What are you two up to?



Y/N: Nothing.



Sherlock: This coffee tastes different.



Y/N: Should I tell them?



Moriarty: Yeah, I bet Sherlock has already figured it out.



Lestrade: Figured out what?



Y/N: We decided to do a little experiment...



Mycroft: Y/N, what did you put in the coffee?



Y/N: Alcohol.



Lestrade: *facepalm*



John: Y/N, we won't be able to get drunk, we've only had a few sips.



Y/N: I know. That's why there's 80% alcohol in it. 



Sherlock: *spits out coffee*



John: Well that's just great.



Lestrade: How long until we start acting like idiots?



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