Y/N: Hey Mikey!
Mycroft: It's Mycroft Y/N. Mycroft.
Y/N: Uh huh. Anywhooooo!
Mycroft: "Anywho" is not a real word.
Y/N: It is when I want it to!
Mycroft: *sigh* What was it you wanted Y/N?
Y/N: How many languages can you speak?
Mycroft: I am the smart one of the Holmes brothers.
Y/N: Is that a yes?
Mycroft: Yes, Y/N. It only takes me about an hour to learn a new one.
Y/N: M'kay! So do you know the meaning of "Pero aquí está mi número?"
Mycroft: "But here's my number."
Y/N: SO CALL ME MAYBE!
Mycroft: ............
Y/N: Hhehehehehehehe.
Mycroft: Did you seriously just do that?
Y/N: Hmmmmm. Yes!
Mycroft: I can't believe you.
Y/N: Oh also I set it as your ring tone.
Mycroft: Pht. I can easy undo it.
Y/N: Annnnnddddd hid a other cellphone in your room to go off every 5 seconds.
Mycroft: Why must you torture me woman?
Y/N: Because I'm bored?
Mycroft: Then why don't you go bug your brother John?
Y/N: He's to hard & no fun.
Mycroft: And I'm...?
Y/N: You are easy and the faces you make are hilarious!
Mycroft: So glad I amuse you dear.
Y/N: By the way I'm going to call you.
Mycroft: Why?
Y/N: CAUSE I'M A CRAZY WEIRDO AND I'M CALLING YOU! I REALLY GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO! I DAIL UP YOUR NUMBER AND I LET THE PHONE RING AND 2 MINUTES LATER I'LL BE DOING IT AGAIN!
Mycroft: What the bloody hell was that?
Y/N: The internet!
Mycroft: I need to cut you off from it.
Y/N: NOT MY PRECIOUS!
Mycroft: I will if you don't shut off this infernal phone!
Y/N: Fiiiiiiine. I'll be over soon.
Mycroft: Thank God.
Y/N: Oh hey Mikey. The glimmer of your eyes reminds me of the sparkle of blood splattered on the paved ground on a moonlight night.
Mycroft: o.O You've been hanging around Moriarty to much.
Y/N: No way ba-by!
Mycroft: Just. Stop.
Y/N: By the way, do you know what day it is?
Mycroft: What is it?
Y/N: BUG MYCROFT DAY!
Mycroft: Dear Lord Help Me!
Y/N: You look hot kneeling.
Mycroft: I'm going to erase that from my mind.
Y/N: :P hehehehehe to dirty for you?
Mycroft: Why no. Maybe.
Y/N: MYCROFT HAS A DIRTY MIND!
Mycroft: STOP IT!
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