Y/N And Moriarty: Evil Plan 2

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Y/N: Yes, I'm starting to see that now!

{Mrs. Hudson has entered.}

Mrs. Hudson: I think there's something wrong with Sherlock. Should I let him in?

Moriarty: NO!

Y/N: NO!

Sherlock: YES!

Y/N: Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock is drunk and is trying to kill us with a blowtorch.

Sherlock: I WILL AVENGE GAVIN'S DEATH

Mrs. Hudson: Who is Gavin?

Y/N: I have no idea.

Mrs. Hudson: Uh, Y/N dear, it looks like Sherlock, John, and Lestrade are passed out on the sidewalk.

Y/N: Okay, we can let them in.

Moriarty: AND HIDE THE BLOWTORCH!

( A FEW MINUTES LATER )

Mycroft: YYY/NNN

Moriarty: Okay, what are we supposed to do with a drunk Mycroft?

Y/N: No idea.

Mycroft: YYY/NNN

Y/N: Yeah?

 {Mycroft has sent a private message to Y/N.}

Y/N: Really?

Mycroft: *drunkenly nods*

Y/N: Okay, let's go.

Moriarty: Where are we going?

Y/N: You'll see.

( ABOUT 15 MINUTES LATER ) 

Moriarty: I am so filming this.

Y/N: Mycroft, are you sure you want to get a tattoo?

Mycroft: YESH

Y/N: I don't know about this...

Moriarty: Who cares?

( THE NEXT MORNING )

Sherlock: Ugh my head hurts...

Lestrade: I need Aspirin

John: What happened yesterday?

Mycroft: WHY DO I HAVE A TATTOO ON MY FOOT?!?!

Y/N: Oh, so you saw that...

Mycroft: WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!

Y/N: Oh you did that all to yourself.

{Y/N has posted a video.}

Sherlock: lololol!

Lestrade: hahahahaha

John: Oh my gosh! 

Mycroft: ...........

Y/N: So do you like it?

Mycroft: It's a picture of a cake and it says 'the cake is a lie' in it!

Y/N): Well, originally you just wanted the cake, but Moriarty paid the guy extra to add the cake is a lie part.

Mycroft: I hate my life.

Sherlock: *scrolling through the chatroom history*

Sherlock: Dear mother of God, what have we done?

Moriarty: Enough for black mail.

John: Ugh, I don't feel s-

Lestrade: What's happening to John?

Sherlock: Currently his barfing in the bathroom toilet.

Moriarty: EWWW.

Y/N: EWWWW.

Mycroft: I feel like doing it myself. 

Y/N: Never again are we doing this.

Moriarty: Agreed.

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