Y/N: Dog goes woof, cat goes meow
Sherlock: What?
John: Bird goes tweet, and mouse goes squeak.
Lestrade: Huh?
Y/N: Cow goes moo. Frog goes croak, and the elephant goes toot.
Sherlock: John?
John: Ducks say quack and fish go blub, and the seal goes OW OW OW.
Lestrade: Y/N?
Y/N: But there's one sound that no one knows..
Sherlock: Don't do it.
John: WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?
Lestrade: Oh no.
Y/N: Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Sherlock: They don't say that.
John: WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?
Lestrade: I thought you were more mature then that John.
Y/N: Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Sherlock: Or that..
John: WHAT THE FOX SAY?
Lestrade: Y/N I can understand being like this, but you?
Y/N: Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Sherlock: You can top now.
John: WHAT THE FOX SAY?
Lestrade: Just stop.
Y/N: Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Sherlock: John, I swear if you say it one more time...
John: WHAT THE FOX SAY?
Lestrade: We get the d*mn idea!
Y/N: Big blue eyes, pointy nose, chasing mice, and digging holes.
Sherlock: Are you just going to do the whole song?
John: Tiny paws, up the hill, suddenly you're standing still.
Lestrade: *face-palm* Yep.
Y/N: Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Sherlock: I wouldn't be here if I wasn't bored.
John: But if you meet a friendly horse, will you communicate by mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse?
Lestrade: How? I just gave you a case five hours ago!
Y/N: How will you speak to that h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse?
Sherlock: Three hours ago I solved it. It was the brother.
John: WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?!
Lestrade: How did you figure that out?
Y/N: Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Sherlock: Simple. The body had certain pollen on the hem of the dress that only came from her brother's prized exotic flowers.
John:WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?!
Lestrade: Uh Okay then. I'm sending some out to make the arrest.
Y/N:Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Sherlock: Oh don't bother.
John: WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?!
Lestrade: What, why?
Y/N:A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
Sherlock: I said it WAS the brother. As in past tense.
John: WHAT THE FOX SAY?
Lestrade: Ah, he's dead now right?
Y/N: A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!
Sherlock: Yes, so go arrest the gardener who was in on it.
John: WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?!
Lestrade: Will do. Are you guys done yet?
Y/N: Ow, yeah. My thumbs hurt.
Sherlock: Why the hell were you doing it John?
John: I'm not John......
Lestrade: O.O
Y/N: O.o
Sherlock: o.o
John: A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum a-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum.
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