Chocolate And Nincompoops

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A/N GIRLS ONLY. GO AWAY BOYS. SHOULDN'T BE HERE IN FIRST PLACE. IT THAT TIME OF MONTH HERE. THANK YOU! :D


Y/N: OKAY, WHICH ONE OF YOU NINCOMPOOPS DID IT!?


John: Nincompoops??


Sherlock: What are you talking about?


Y/N: YOU GUYS KNOW VERY WELL WHAT I MEAN.


Moriarty: And why is that?


John: How the hell are you always here?!


Moriarty: 'Cause it's me. Duh.


Y/N: WHY? BECAUSE ONE OF YOU NINCOMPOOPS STOLE MY CHOCOLATE AND I KNOW VERY WELL THAT ONE OF THE LADIES DIDNT BECAUSE THEY HAVE SOME SMARTS UNLIKE YOU NINCOMPOOPS!


Sherlock: Why are you making such a fuss over some sugar candy?


John: Mary gets like this. I think it's her time of the month....


Moriarty: To call us nincompoops?


Sherlock: Seems that way.


Y/N: YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW!


John: Y/N, calm down. Sherlock, Moriarty, it's when -ehem women get cramps in the lower part of the body once a month and bled because of hormones. They eat chocolate to help their emotions.


Moriarty: ...o-o.....


Sherlock: ...o-o....


Y/N: Thank you Doctor Watson.


John: Hmn. So you think one of us took your chocolate?


Y/N: Yeah. It's not in my secret stash, I can't find it and if Sherlock took it for a experiment........ I'll kill him.


Moriarty: I would pay to see that!


Sherlock: Ummmm. No. Not this time.


John: I know better not to.


Y/N: Jiiiiiiiim.........


Moriarty: Yeeeeees?


Y/N: You have 5 seconds to give it back.


Sherlock: He took it?


John: Guess it's time to face the wrath of Y/N.


Moriarty: Pbght whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? I didn't do it!!


Y/N: Doesn't matter! Pretty sure you had something to do with it. And if you want to still be my friend, you better go to the shop and get me some.


Moriarty: If I step one foot in there, they'll have the police on me!


Sherlock: I think your 5 seconds are almost up.


John: Better hurry.


Y/N: You guys are NOT helping yourselves out at the bit either.


Moriarty: Make them go! And I'll deliver. Easy.


Sherlock: Joooooohn. While your out, I need milk.


John: Fine. Only because of Y/N.


Y/N: <3 AWWW THANK YOU JOHNNY!!!!! <3


Moriarty: Wasn't she just threating to kill us?


Y/N: Shut it Jim.


Moriarty: SEE?!


{Much Later On}


Y/N: GUESS WHAT! I FOUND MY CHOCOLATE IN THE FREEZER DOOR! YAY, YOU NINCOMPOOPS DIDN'T STEAL IT AFTER ALL!


Sherlock: I can't handle this every month.



 


    




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