{Moriarty has started this chatroom}
{Y/N has entered}
{Lestrade has entered}
Y/N: Hey Greg, I've always wondered. Why do you always do your last name on here?
Lestrade: I'll show you.
{Lestrade has changed their name to Greg}
Greg: Now wait for it......
{Sherlock has entered}
Greg: Hey Sherlock!
Sherlock: Who the hell are you, and how do you know me.
Y/N: Oooooh. That's why.
{Greg has change their name to Lestrade}
Sherlock: Lestrade, stay away from all people named Greg. They know too much.
Lestrade: *Little does he know, that he just called me smart.*
Y/N: Greg, don't go breaking the forth wall. Again.
Sherlock: What was the first one?
Y/N: You don't want to know.
Lestrade: So Y/N. Why did you start this chatroom?
Y/N: I didn't.......
Sherlock: Usually it's you with your horrible perky attitude.
Moriarty: Well, this time it was me.
Lestrade: Why...................
Moriarty: Because I need to ask you a question Y/N.
Y/N: Okaaaay. What is it.
Sherlock: Lestrade, 5 pounds he's going to say something stupid to her.
Lestrade: Deal.
Moriarty: In America, they have this song with these lyrics.
Y/N: Alright, I can help you since I've been there.
Sherlock: Just wait for it. It'll come.
Lestrade: Today, you'll be losing money.
Moriarty: 'If you like peeing on Koalas, and getting sought out in pain.'
Y/N: .................
Sherlock: HAH. PAY UP.
Lestrade: D*MNMIT.
Moriarty: Seriously. What kind of song has those lyrics?
Y/N: Jim. You poor soul. You misheard a song. IT'S 'If you like Piña Coladas, getting caught in the rain.' It's an old song called Escape I think.
Sherlock: I'll send John over to get my money.
Lestrade: Ugh.
Moriarty: OOOOOHHH. 'Cause I was thinking, 'What the hell is wrong with America?'
Y/N: Everything Jim. Everything.
Sherlock: Just because they say and spell everything wrong, doesn't mean it's that bad.
Lestrade: But they don't even have tea time.
Moriarty: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Y/N: NOT TEA TIME ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Sherlock: Idiots. >.<
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