Sherlock BBC Texts And Chatroom!

Eye Candy

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Sherlock: What is it Y/N?

Moriarty: Yes, yes my love. Please do hurry, I am on a tight schedule.

Y/N: Alright, I won't keep you from your people killing.

Moriarty: So glad you understand.

Y/N: I just wanted to tell you Jim, that I might not be able to make it today.

Moriarty: Oh, okay love. Tomorrow then.

Sherlock: And what does this have to do with me?

Y/N: You'llknow soon enough Sherlock.

Moriarty: Got to go now though. Talk to you later today.

Y/N: Bye.

Y/N: ..........

Sherlock: What?

Y/N: Wait one moment to make sure.

Sherlock: I already know he answer but, to make sure of what?

Y/N: That Jim is truly gone.

Sherlock: My answer exactl- wait, why?

Y/N: So that we are finally alone Sherly.

Sherlock: First thing. Don't call me Sherly. Second thing. What's gotten in to you?

Y/N: Welll. You might call it the Plecia nearctica... But I call it the love bug.

Sherlock: Are you saying that you've been bitten by it?

Y/N: Right on the red check mark handsome.

Sherlock: I thought that you loved Moriarty..

Y/N: Sherlock, for such a smrt fellow, you can be pretty dense.

Sherlock: Love is very confusing.

Y/N: Don't think about it too much.

Sherlock: How do I know this isn't one of your sick-minded tricks?

Y/N: I'm surprised at you Sherlock! I thought you knew better.

Sherlock: I do, and that is why I'm asking before I go over my head.

Y/N: Fiiiine. The only reason I "got together" with Jim is so that I could get closer to you.

Sherlock: You never loved him?

Y/N: Not I. You were always my eye candy.

Sherlock: Now that you say that.. I was did take an interest in you.

Y/N: Awww how sweet!

Moriarty: Miss me love?

Sherlock: Would you like to tell him or me?

Y/N: If you don't mind, sugar.

Moriarty: Sugar? What do you mean?

Y/N: Sorry not sorry Jim, I'm breaking up with you.

Sherlock: Studies show, that she loves me, not you.

Moriarty: I-I don't know what you mean...

Y/N: I. Am. Breaking. Up. With. You.

Sherlock: Buurn.

Y/N: Bye bye now!

Y/N: fegcntihcyivg

Moriarty: What just happened?

Y/N: Sorry about that! My little sister is so annoying. What's up?

Sherlock: .......... Was. Was your sister just on the phone now?

Y/N: Ugh, yes. Little turd.

Moriarty: How old is your sister........?

Y/N:Just turned 14. Why?

Moriarty: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Sherlock: Oh God no.

Y/N: What is going on?

Moriarty: I-I CAN'T EVEN!!! HAHHAHAHAHA

Sherlock: A 14 year old has been flirting with me...

Y/N: WHAT? *goes through messages*

Moriarty: I LOVE this! I still have Y/N! YES!

Sherlock: I don't know whether to cry or go kiss Molly.