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Movie Villain Medley

Y/N: ADLER!

Irene: Here.

Y/N: HOLMES!

Sherlock: Here...

Y/N: MORIARTY!

Jim: Heeeerrrrrreeee.

Y/N: GOVERNMENT HOLMES!

Mycroft: Here.

Y/N: Good. Now when Greg gets here we can-

Sherlock: Who's Greg?

Mycroft: I'm with Sherlock here.

Y/N: Sigh................Lestrade.

Jim: Oooooooh. Grumpy Gabba Gabba!

Irene: What the hell?

Y/N: Yeah, so, as I was saying. When my brother Greg gets here, you all know your parts?

Sherlock: More or less than I want to.

Mycroft: Why am I here in the first place?

Y/N: Because I threaten the sake of your umbrellas lives.

Mycroft: Point taken.

Jim: I remember!

Irene: As do I.... If I want to or not.

Y/N: He can be here any minute, so get ready!

(  1 Hour Later )

Sherlock: BOOOOOOOORED.

Mycroft: Are you sure he would be here?

Jim: I think I'm going crazy!

Irene: Again?

Y/N: Just wait a bit longer, I'm sure that-

Greg: Hey guys!

( Cue Song On Top )

Sherlock: I-I-I-I I started as a nobody and grew up as a freak. My dad drank booze, my mom smoked pot, I had a poor physiche.

Greg: What?

Sherlock: But now I'm running Gotham 'Cause that bat's delirious. I shoot up all the good guys asking, "Why so serious?"

Greg: HUH?

Sherlock: Can't read my, can't read my, No they can't read my Joker face. 'Cause I'm a psychopathic killer. Can't read my, can't read my,No they can't read my Joker face. I even killed the fat bus driver.

Greg: I'm so confused.

Mycroft:  (Obi-Wan Kenobi and Yoda, I'm wearing black space pants) I'm wearing space pants! My name is Vader and I'll blow up your world, I'm your dad and I wear black space pants.

Greg: You too?

Mycroft: I am the Dark Lord and I'll never be loved, I'm his dad and I wear black space pants. Obi-Wan Kenobi. I'm wearing space pants, Yeeeaaaah!

Greg: Dear Lord Mycroft.

Jim: The Jew hunter's here. Yeah, I'm smelling the fear. Some may call me cruel but I got beat up in high school. So I take it out, on every single Jew throughout, Germany and France!

Greg: This is why I need to arrest you.

Jim: Now I'm a real bad man, You're dead unless you somehow stop me. 'Cause I'm a, I'm a Nazi. Now I'm a master mind, I won't stop until those Jews are mine. I'm Tarantino's man, I killed a girl named Anne. Can't stop me 'Cause I'm a, I'm a Nazi.

Greg: I knew it.

Irene: Yo, I got a thing for shooting guys. They're too distracted by my size. I'm curving bullets and I'm sticking it to the man, I'm flipping cars and looking hot, 'Cause I got implants, gonna be okay.

Greg: What the bloody hell is happening?

Irene: Big, big, boob boobs. Got implants don't get in my way. I got big boobs. Got implants, I'll blow you away. Big, big, boob boobs. Got implants. Got-got-got implants.

Greg: Are they really?

Y/N: This is the Movie Villain Medley!

Sherlock: PPPPPPHHHHHHHT!

Mycroft: P

Jim: A

Irene: I

Y/N: N

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