Happy St. Patty's Day!

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{Y/N has started the chatroom}


{John has entered}


{Lestrade has entered}


{Sherlock has entered}


Y/N: Heyyyyyy guys.....


John: Yes..........?


Y/N: Do you know what today is?


Lestrade: Sh*t. Is it your birthday?


Y/N: Nope! Sweet of you though,


Sherlock: Last time I checked it was Tuesday.


John: Sherlock... Today is Thursday.


Y/N: Today is St. Patty's Day!!!


Lestrade: ....Don't you mean-


Y/N: I call it St. Patty's Day.


Sherlock: Is it that infernal holiday where people pinch each other and get drunk for no reason?


John: LOL more or less


Lestrade: Is that why I see you out of my window dressed up- WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?!


Y/N: I'm a cute little Leprechaun coming to pinch those who don't have green!


Sherlock: But I just have my purple shirts.....


Y/N: Got to wear green today. It's not The Purple Shirt of Sex holiday.


John: O.O


Lestrade: I thought you were my girlfriend!?


Sherlock: ...... Is that what you call it?


Y/N: I don't, but I know who does!


{Molly has entered}


Molly: Hi everyone!


Y/N: Speak of the devil.


Molly: ???


John: Ohhhhh.


Lestrade: You had me worried there Y/N.


Sherlock: Molly, can I ask you a question?


Molly: Uhh, sure.


Sherlock: Do you call my shirts, The Purple Shirts of Sex?


Molly: .........maybe...........


Y/N: LOL


Molly: WHAT THE HELL Y/N?! I TOLD YOU TO KEEP IT A SECRET!!!!


Sherlock: I just wanted to be certain. Coffee after work at 7?


Molly: wegdhfvjgyurwwyubfttebifs


{Molly cannot reply to the chatroom}


Y/N: LOL I think she fainted.


Lestrade: Hahaha-OW!!


John: What?


Lestrade: Y/N: Just climbed up the side of the building to pinch me!!


Y/N: No green babe. Next is Baker St.


Sherlock: Well sh*t. JOHN! 


John: I'm in the same room as you, you know that right?


Y/N: I'm coming to get youuuuuuu!


Lestrade: LOL She made her way through the building while kicking Anderson in the shin!!!


Y/N: No green and he looked at me funny.


Sherlock: Why don't we have anything that is bloody green!!!


John: He's make a mess of his wardrobe looking for anything green.


Lestrade: No wonder. Y/N pinches like the dickens!


Sherlock: Will green goo count?


Y/N: Nope! It has too be clothes. I see youuuu.


John: Good God woman! You look like hulk puked on you!


Lestrade: My favorite is the skirt. >:}


Sherlock: I FOUND SOME GREEN SOCKS UNDER THE COUCH.


Y/N: Better hurry. I'm coming up the stairs..... Got green John?


John: LOL wait. I was to busy laughing at Sherlock......


John: Sh*t. OW!!


Lestrade: LOLOLOL


Sherlock: I'm safe now. Poor John.


Y/N: Mwhahahaha. Next is Mycroft....      


   


   

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