Just Utter Nonsense

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{Y/N has started the chatroom}


{Mycroft has entered}


{Lestrade has entered}


Y/N: Hey M&M!


 Lestrade: Hahaha.  


Mycroft: I was given the name Mycroft. May we please use it?


Y/N: Lemme think 'bout that...... Nope! :P


{Moriarty has entered}


Lestrade: Are you drunk?


Moriarty: Who's drunk?


Mycroft: Y/N.


Y/N: POOF!


Lestrade: What?


Moriarty: Well now I understand. NOT.


Mycroft: What did you even start this chatroom in the first place Y/N?


Y/N: 'Cause I'm cartwheeling into death!


Moriarty: Maybe I'll try that on my next victim....   


Lestrade: Don't even think about it.


Mycroft: Well, if you are just going to keep talking of utter nonsense, I'll take my leave.


Y/N: My oh My, do you want to say goodbye?


Lestrade: Are you singing Aqua?


Moriarty: Well now I understand even more. NOT.


Mycroft: Why won't it let me leave this infernal chatroom?


Y/N: Mwhahaha! Let's play a game... let's play murder.


Lestrade: Are you quoting Sherlock? Who does that?


Moriarty: I DO! :)


Lestrade: That's because you're obsessed with him in a weird, stalker way...


Mycroft: Hello? Still trying to get out of here and back to work..


Y/N: Nooooo my precious, must not leave me now.


Moriarty: Wellllllll, got to go. You know, places to go, people to kill.


Lestrade: Come on man! You just poised 5 people in the shops!


Moriarty: But they were ordinary people.


Mycroft: Y/N. Let me go.


Y/N: IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GOOOO!


Mycroft: Or not.


Lestrade: Maybe I should go check on her.


Moriarty: Or I can since I'm already here.


Lestrade: WHY ARE YOU AT MY SISTER'S FLAT?


Y/N: Gregster! Take a chill pill man. He's good, I can feel it in my nuggets.


Mycroft: =.= why me.


Moriarty: And now I'm leaving!!


Lestrade: Why did you see?


Moriarty: Horrors. I-I can't even-


Mycroft: Just spit it out!


Moriarty: She was burning the Twilight books! D:


Y/N: BUUUUURRRRN THE EVIL WITHEN!


Lestrade: And how is that bad?   


  











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