Sherlock BBC Texts And Chatroom!

Star Trekkin'

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{Jim has started the chatroom}

{Y/N has entered}

{Bones has entered}

{John has entered}

{Spock has entered}

{Greg has entered}

{Pavel has entered}

{Jim has entered}

Y/N: Wait. Why are there 2 Jims?

Bones: Ugh. I can only stomach one, but two?

Jim: Good ol' Bones.

John: Y/N. Do you know these people?

Y/N: YEP!

Greg: Mind explaining?

Spock: Miss Y/N met our crew when she was a nurse for Doctor McCoy.

Jim: Ooh. Why did you say crew? Are you a band? Pirates?

Pavel: Oh no! Ve are not a band or pirates. Ve are a crew of a Star Ship!

Y/N: In space!

Bones: Horrible, horrible space.

Jim: Aw c'mon Bones. Space isn't THAT bad.

John: Why would it be bad?

Bones: One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait'll you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles, see if you're still so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding. Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence. 

John: ....Oh....

Y/N: Thank you Doctor of unicorn kisses!

Spock: I do not remember Doctor McCoy being the Doctor of "unicorn kisses"

Greg: Is he always this serious?

Pavel: Wery so. He is a Wulcan.

Jim: What's a "Wulcan"?

Y/N: It's Vulcan. Pavel is Russian.

Bones: Vulcans are green-blooded hobgoblins.

Jim: Long story short. They are a type of aliens.

John: Like Sherlock.

Y/N: LOL pretty much.

Spock: Who is this "Sherlock' you speak of?

Greg: He calls himself a high-functioning sociopath.

Jim: You would like him.

Pavel: Doctor McCoy is right, it is wery hard to tell vich is vich for ze Jims.

Jim: Fine. I'll make it easier.

{Jim has change their name to Captain Hottie}

Captain Hottie: Is this better Y/N?

Bones: Even when she's on Earth, you still flirt with here.

Y/N: I think Captain Knuckle head is better.

Jim: Hahaha!

{Captain Hottie has change Jim's name to Lucky Charms}

Lucky Charms: WHY does everyone change my name to THIS?!

John: Because it's hilarious!

Greg: How did you know Moriarty is Irish?

Spock: Miss Y/N often talks about all of you.

Greg: Funny, she never really talks about any of you.

Y/N: Well I try, but you said that you didn't want to here my sci fi story of future space critters!

Pavel: Space critters?

Greg: I was trying to find Moriarty!

Lucky Charms: Aww you were looking for me?

Captain Hottie: Uh, Am I missing something?

John: No, it's jut Moriarty.

Lucky Charms: You better believe it Johnny-boy!