44. Insult: Write about being insulted.
Mom: [To her grandchildren] Will you be my Valentine?
Me: I'll be your Valentine.
Mom: Haha, no.
My sister-in-law: Can I be your Valentine?
Mom: Yeah, sure!
Me: Well!
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Me: *Struggles valiantly to open a donut box*
My crush: You have to be stronger than the box.
Me: I'm trying!
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Me: *Draws a picture of a sunset* Look!
My brother: You didn't draw that.
Dad: That's good. Did you clean the cat puke up?
Mom: Yeah, it's nice. It looks depressing.
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Me: I hate chickens!
Mom: The chickens hate you!
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Me: [Referring to my obsession with storage containers] I think I have a problem.
Mom: Hannah, you have many problems.
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Me: *Trips*
Brother: Walk much, freak?
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Me: Was that as bad as it looked?
Friend: It was worse.
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Me: [Coming downstairs in a cute outfit]
Mom: It's not a fashion show.
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Me: *Does something stupid*
Brother: You're a clueless wonder.
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Brother: You have a forehead beard.
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Brother: Watching you eat is painful.
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Mom: Who passed gas?
Zachary: It was Hannah!
Me: It was not!
Zachary: I know, it was me.
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Me: What smells?
Zachary: Your upper lip.
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Dad: You dingleberry.
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Mom: If I had a quarter for every stupjd thing you said, I would be retired.
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Me: *Dances*
Everyone: STOP!
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