49. Joke Poem: What did the wall say to the other wall? Meet ya at the corner! Hahaha.
Came the jokester king
Into my room today.
He said, "I have a good joke,
To brighten up your day.
I waited patiently for him to say,
"What does a computer sing?"
I replied I didn't know,
He said, "It sings A dell."
I laughed politely,
It is true,
That one I already knew,
Next he asked,
Like a little boy,
"Were was the Queen crowned?"
I did not know; I acted coy.
He said, "Upon her head."
"Very clever," said I,
And waited for the next.
He did not disappoint.
He was well met.
"What do you call it,
Tell me this,
When Obama and Biden go out,
Little sis?"
I thought and frowned,
But could not fathom
What to call
Their day on the town.
With happy look,
Zachary did not make me wait.
A breath he took,
And said, "A federal mandate!"
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Short StoryEach day of the year in 2016, I will be attempting to write a short story, using a prompt. It'll be wild and hard and who knows? I might even turn out some good stuff. Maybe you'll even want to do this too. (Dedications go to followers.) This is par...
