LETS BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!

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Your alarm woke you up at 4:00 am, causing you to groan and smash it through your dresser.

"Ughhh, I'll have to fix that laterrrrr." You groaned and sat up. Your red hair is in a tangled mess and your eyes were squinty and sleep deprived.

'WHY FIVE IN THE SHITTING MORNING?!' You thought. You just sort of stayed in bed for a couple more hours until it was seven. Whoops. You trudged out of bed and to the bathroom where you took a shower, brushed your knotted hair, put it in a ponytail, got dressed, wrapped your headband somewhere on your body, and walked into the kitchen.

'He said I shouldn't eat anything, but eh.' You thought while grabbing an apple and eating it.

Won't you throw up?

'Er... well... maybe?'

-sigh- you never follow rules...

'Well, duh it's because I'm just that swag.'

What the hell is 'swag'?

'Another word for badass.'

What's that mean?

'DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK OR SOMETHING?!'

You sighed from his idiocy,

Hey!

But nonetheless walked out of your house and to the training grounds. When you got there, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke were all trudging along.

"Morning." You greeted casually.

"YOU'RE LATE!!!" Sakura and Naruto shouted. You just shrugged.

"Earlier than Kakashi sensei though, right?" You asked. They just glared at you, to which you ignored. You saw Sasuke, not looking at you, with pink-tinted cheeks. You smirked and walked up to him.

"Still embarrassed?" You asked slyly. He turned red and looked away while your smirk widened and walked back towards your original spot.

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"Morning!"

"YOU'RE LATE!!" Naruto and Sakura exclaimed.

"Well you see, a black cat crossed my way." He replied. The three of them growled. He cleared his throat and walked towards a stump. He then placed a timer down.

"It's set for 12:00." He explained. He then pulled out three bells and held them.

"The assignment is: take these bells away from me before noon." He explained further.

"Those who don't, don't eat lunch, and will be tied to those poles while you'll watch me eat my lunch." He explained further. You put your hand to your chin and looked up at the sky as if you were The Thinker™.

"So basically, we have to beat the shit out of you together, and get the bells?" You asked. He sweatdropped.

"Uh... yeah..." He replied.

"But wait, why are there only three bells?" Sakura asked.

"There are only three so that at least one of you will be tied to the poles. That person will be sent back to the academy for failing the mission. You need to come at me with the intent to kill me. If you don't, you don't get the bells. You can use shuriken, kunai, and any other weapons you may have." He looked at you because you didn't bring anything. You just stared at him with a blank expression.

"But that's dangerous sensei!" Sakura exclaimed.

"Y-yeah! Right! Since you couldn't even dodge that eraser!" Naruto added.

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