You woke up to squeaking and various grumbles, and curses. When you turned towards your window, you saw a short-statued man wearing a cloth around his face while violently scrubbing the window.
"AHHHHH!!!!!" You screamed, startling the poor man.
"What is it shitty brat?!" He called out.
"SEID IHR DAS ESSEN NEIN WIR SID DER JÄGER!!! AH AH AH! AH AH AH!!" You then started singing Guren no Yumiya right there, in front of your favorite character.
"CORPORAL SENPAIIIII~~!!" You screamed while clinging onto his leg.
"O-OI! GET THE FUCK OFF ME YOU DIRTY BRAT!!" He screamed trying to pry you away from him, but you hung on for dear life.
"NOTICE ME SENPAIIIII!!!!" You screamed up at his face.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU WOMAN?!?" He screamed a little terrified.
"A LOT!!!" You screamed back.
"AND WHAT BUSINESS DO YOU HAVE WITH ME!?!" He screamed.
"I think I should be asking you that since you're in my house!" You retorted.
"Tch. Blame shitty glasses." He replied.
"Hanji did this?!?! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEE TELL HER I SAID THANK YOUUUUU!!!" You exclaimed, unhinging from his leg.
"Tch. Fine." He mumbled.
"So, do you want to go back?" You asked. He rose a brow.
"You? An idiot? Can take me back?" He asked. Your eyes immediately turned black with different shaped pupils.
"Why? Are you doubting me?" You and Cerberus asked.
"N-no." He replied nervously.
"Okay, good!" You said, your eyes going back to red and e/c. He sighed out, a hand on his heart.
"So, answer the question." You pushed.
"Of course I do. This place is fucking filthy." He sneered. Your hair instantly started floating and dividing.
"What was that, you short fucktard?" You asked.
"J-just take me back!" He stuttered out. You nodded while holding your hand out. He was hesitant, but grabbed your hand.
"See ya around shorty." You said while doing the jutsu formation.
"I'm not short—!"
"Transportation!" You said. And POOF! He was gone.
In AoT~
Levi appeared back on the table in the mess hall.
"Shorty!" Hanji squealed. Everyone just started piling him with questions.
"Enough!" His scary voice called out, which shut everyone up.
"I'll say this. I was transported to a house in some other world, met this psychotic girl who was immensely terrifying, whom brought me back here, and wanted me to thank shitty glasses." He said simply. It was quiet.
"If corporal said that girl was terrifying..." Armin trailed off.
"She must be scary..." They all said in unison.
Back into de Narutard world~
After your little 'morning surprise' you went downstairs to get breakfast.
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Scroll 1: The Demon Within |Naruto| |Reader Insert|
FanfictionA young girl from Konohagakure who's literally batshit crazy. A girl who lost almost everyone and thing at the mere age of eight(8). A girl who uses way too many references and calls everyone really stupid, yet humorous names. A girl who's hated thr...