Scroll 1: The Demon Within |Naruto| |Reader Insert|

Crank up your engines!! Imma about to SLAY these bitches!

The four of you were walking throughout the Forest of Death, but you were having a conversation with Cerberus and Loki.

'I wonder what a taco tastes like...'

Don't know. Never had one.

It's a fucking corn shell with various foods in it.

'NOOOOO WAY JOSE! I THOUGHT A TACO WAS UNICORN PISS!'

Fuck off foolish mortal.

Geez. Calm the hell down WeenieButt.

Does he even have a weenie—

-various growling and hissing noises-

*slowly backs away*

"Eh?" You said aloud.

"Uhhhh... Cer? Loki? Where the fuck am I? And where are the others?" You asked, looking around.

I don't know and you sort of... got off track and went the other direction of the rest.

"WELL SHIT ME A WONDERFUL BRICK, NOW I HAVE TO FIND THOSE BITCHES!" You yelled aloud, not really caring if anyone heard you.

Heh heh. *sweatdrops*

So you started walking around trying to find the three nitwits while muttering profanities under your breath.

"Why the fuck did no one stop me, I have no shitting idea, I swear if they're all dead I'll fucking kill them..." You muttered.

You can't kill someone who's... already dead...?

'PISS OFF! I'LL JUST MURDER THEIR SOULS~ MWAHAHAHA'

You really need help... like... now...

Gee, no kidding.

'SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!'

You sighed, pinching the bridge of your nose.

"Fucking dumbasses..." You muttered.

Calm down. We need to find the three idiots.

'Hm. Alright. Let's go already.'

"NOW OFF TO NEVERLAND WE GO!!!!" You screamed.

FUCK OFF PETER PAN!!

*Anime cries*

Le magical timeskip~

After running for a good half an hour, you finally found the rest, but saw they were in semi-bad condition—

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN 'SEMI-BAD?!'. BITCH THEY WERE REKT!

'Jesus calm the fuck down, I'll just heal them.'

"HEEYOOOO!!!" You screamed while jumping off the tree branch.

"Y/n-chan!" Naruto called, relieved.

"Where were you?!" Sakura asked, a little annoyed.

"I sort of... zoned out, and ended up away from you guys, heheh." You chuckled nervously. Your eyes landed on Sasuke who was holding his neck.

"Sakura, what happened to Sasuke?" You whispered to her. She stiffened.

"He... he got bit by someone named Orochimaru." She whispered back. Your blood instantly ran cold as you growled.

'So it's that snake again.' You thought.

"Huh? Y/n where were you?" Naruto asked.

"I zoned out again and I lost track of you guys." You replied smoothly.