The Slug Queen! Aka Tsunade!!

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Today was the day when Naruto and Jiraya was suppose to come back to the village with Tsunade.

"Burakku Chidori-en!" You screamed. A huge blue and black lightning ball appeared in your hand with little flames flickering at the ends.

"HIYA!!!" You screamed while thrusting it into a tree making it explode into lightning and black fire. You were panting from the overuse of chakra and fell to your knees.

Brat, why didn't you use my chakra?

'Your chakra is too dark. I'd only use that for blood control and demonic jutsu and some... other things.'

Mm good point...

What about me Hime?

'You don't use Chakra... do you? I mean, you're a God...'

You're right T~T I don't... T~T

'*sigh*'

You saw Naruto and Jiriya walk into the village with two women who you assumed one of them was Tsunade. You quickly ran over to them and examined them.

'Damn this woman has a lot of strength...' You thought.

"Oh? And who are you?" Tsunade asked while leaning in close to you.

"Y/n Akuma." You replied. Her brows furrowed as if in deep thought.

'Akuma? But didn't the clan leave the Leaf?' She thought.

"I heard your clan's pretty strong. Kinda hard to believe since you're so short." She said with a smirk. An irk mark appeared on your head while your eye twitched.

"Damn you NARUTO!!!!" You screamed while punching him back deep in the forest.

"Y-Y/n... why'd you hit me?" His weak voice echoed.

"Hmph... I can't hit the Hokage. That's disrespectful." You replied with a smirk even though he couldn't see it.

'This girl has some muscle.' Tsunade thought. You looked over your shoulder and saw a tiny pig in the arms of the ravenette. You and the pig just stared at each other for the longest time.

"Oink?" You said confused. Apparently you pissed her off because she started squealing and flailing around in Shizune's arms. On the inside you were laughing your ass off, but that quickly stopped when the pig escaped her grasp.

"oh mY BACOONNNNN!!!!!!!!" You screamed while running for the pig. It screeched before running away at full speed with you right behind her.

"TONTON ISN'T FOOD!!!" Shizune called out. While you kept chasing the pig you received odd stares from the villagers. When 'TonTon' rounded the corner, you jumped off of the side of the building and tackled it. But the pig disappeared with a poof...

So you just sat there dumbfounded while silently singing—

"Oshiete oshiete yo, sono shikumi wo."

I think she's lost it...

Just like her bacon...

*sigh*

"My bacon T~T." You muttered while stumbling back towards your house. When you opened the fridge, there was

One
Strip
Of
Bacon...

"OH THANK WALL MARIA!!!" You screamed while quickly cooking it, and eating it.

"Ah... that was good." You sighed.

Yay! She got her bacon!

It was one strip...

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