Scroll 1: The Demon Within |Naruto| |Reader Insert|

JÀMON

As you all were walking down the dirt road, Naruto kept throwing kunai in random directions, making Sakura punch him and scold him like she always did. Through all he bickering a white rabbit then appeared from the bushes, which you immediately knew shouldn't be there this type of year.

Get down...

"Everyone, get down!!!" You screamed. You would've asked Cerberus who that was, (again) but shook that thought off. They all listened and a huge fucking sword whizzed past you and embedded itself into the tree. Then, a man with bandages covering his mouth and nose while wearing no shirt along with cow printed pants appeared and landed on the hilt of the sword.

"Cow killer." You muttered while getting up. Then everyone started talking, flipping out, Kakashi flashed his Sharingan that he somehow got, Sasuke was explaining to them what it was, found out Kakashi was in the dude's bingo book, and apparently so were you. You were his number 1 person on the 'to kill' list. You crossed your arms.

"Well, you ain't gonna kill me any time soon, since I'm too fab to die." You said.

"We'll see about that shorty." He replied while disappearing and reappearing behind you.

"Y/N!" They all screamed in panic. He swung the sword down on you, but being the fucking badass you are, blocked the mammoth sword with your own.

"Listen here you fucking cow killer." You said, referring to his pants.

"I may be 4'7, but DON'T THIK YOU CAN JUST CALL ME SHORT WITHOUT GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED!!" You shouted as you disappeared.

"H-how is she doing that?!" Sakura asked.

'She was that strong all along?' Sasuke thought.

"HOW DARE YOU KILL MY PRECIOUS COW YOU MURDERERDERER!!!" You screamed while smashing him into the ground.

POOF!

"Fucking water clone." You muttered, irritated.

"Hidden Mist Jutsu." You heard him say.

"Everyone! Get in formation!" Kakashi said.

"OHMYGOD IT'S BEYONCÉ IN THE FLESH!!!" You exclaimed.

"Now's not the time!" Kakashi scolded. Sasuke and Naruto went to the side of Tazuna, Sakura had the back, and you had the front. Cow Man then did a creepy ass thing when he said the eight vital points of the body. Some of which you didn't even know were vital points. Kakashi and him had a really badass fight, but Kaka-Baka got himself trapped inside a fucking water prison Jutsu.

"Jeez, nice going." You called out, obvious sarcasm dripping from your voice. You drew your sword for any attacks that might come at you because of the fog he has an advantage. You closed your eyes and focused on his chakra signature.

'He's moving.' You thought.

'60 meters, 40 meters, 30 meters, 10 meters, 8 meters, 4 meters, 2 meters, annnnnnd— STRIKE!!' Your blade immediately crashed into Zabuzas.

"Impressive for a little girl, no wonder you were in my bingo book." He said, amused.

"Bingo smingo, just fight me already dammit." You said as you kicked your sword away and landed on the water. He chuckled.

"Bad mistake kid." He said. You felt a hand grab your ankle, as water engulfed you in the EXACT same Jutsu as Kakashi. But, that was your plan. You just focused your chakra on the water around you. The water started to steam and slowly evaporate until it was small enough.

And BAM! You broke out of it.

Just like you broke out yo mothers womb.