Levi: (holding Hanji on a leash) Yeah this is my girlfriend
Person: why...why is she on a leash...?
Levi: because she doesn't understand when to fRACKING HAVE ANY REGARD FOR HER OWN LIFE! HANJI YOU GET BACK HERE YOURE NOT CATCHING ANY TITANS!
Hanji: awwwwww man
Person: (backs away slowly)