Eren: Captain why are you stuffing those bottles of windex into your jacket?
Levi: hush, brat! Look I've done this before so--
Eren: you've robbed stores before captain what is wrong with you!?
Levi: heh what is right with me
Eren: captain are you under the influence
Levi: I'm high on life
Eren: alright I'm gonna take that as a yes
Levi: Eren.
Eren: what now?
Levi: I wonder if you could stuff a few bags of tea down your shirt
Eren: captain no! I'm not helping you rob this store!
Levi: hey shshshshhhhhhh. I don't want to get caught
Eren: then you should've thought about that before--
Levi: Eren do you have bail money?
Eren:.....Captain......
Levi: Simple question, Jaegar. Yes or no
Eren: Captain I'm telling Hanji-san on you
Levi:...what!?
Eren: yep I'm gonna tell your wife that you were being very bad
Levi: don't
Eren: put the windex back.
Levi: (goes to put a bottle back.)
Levi: PSYCHE!!! (Runs out of store with bottles of windex)
Eren: he's hopeless...
