Eren: Hey Jean, I'd punch you but I'm not into animal abuse.
Jean: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME!?
Eren: You know, I don't want those PETA people taking me away for kicking a poor helpless animal.
Jean: IM NOT POOR OR HELPLESS OR AN ANIMAL!!!
Eren: you sure?
Jean: (kicks Eren out of solar system with horse legs)
*Levi and Mikasa come out of nowhere*
Levi: what did you just do to my child?
Mikasa: ACKERMAN COMBINE!
*Bright lights flash and Mikasa and Levi fuse together*
Levi/Mikasa: OUR SOLE DUTY AS ACKERMANS IS TO PROTECT EREN AT ALL COSTS! (SMACK JEAN OUT OF TE SOLAR SYSTEM)
