Levi: (trying to reach top shelf)
Eren: (walks in) sup Captain.
Levi: Oi can you help me reach that, Eren
Eren: sure
Mikasa: (walks in) Captain what are you doing on Eren's shoulders...?
Levi:...
Eren:...
Mikasa:...
Mikasa: you two are weirdos
Levi: oh really Miss IspendmyfreetimewritingErerifanfics?
Mikasa: (blushes) H-hey get off my Wattpad!
Eren: what!?
Jean: (walks in holding the ukulele)
Levi: no. Oh no.
Jean: Captain your wife keeps leaving this thing in places where it could get destroyed she should be more careful
Levi: (climbs off of Eren) Jean put that thing do--
(The room explodes)
