Farlan: sup
Isabel: Hey Levi-bro!
Levi: y-youre alive? How!?
Farlan: I think it had something to do with a ukulele, I don't remember...
Levi: (glances at Hanji)
Hanji: (shrugs) I guess the thing isn't so evil after all...I take that back
Isabel: oooooh Levi so i see you've found yourself a wife
Levi: shes not my wife
Hanji: we're just dating
Eren: (sings) WHY YOU ALWAYS LYIN? WHY YOU ALWAYS LYIN? MMMMMMMMMMMMOH MY GOSH
Levi: (kicks Eren out of the solar system)
Levi: as I was saying, she's not my wife. But I want that to change.
Hanji: Levi?
Levi: Hanji, will you--
Armin: SOMEONE HELP JEAN FOUND THE UKULELE AND IS TRYING TO KILL EREN!!!!!
Levi: *sigh*
Hanji: (face palm)
Farlan & Isabel: ?
