Why Eren can't listen to Fall Out Boy

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Eren: (hears the beginning of The Phoenix)

Eren: PUT ON YOUR WAR PAINT!! (Flips table)

Eren: yOU ARE A brICK TIED TO ME thATS DRAGGIN ME DOWN!!! (Throws Armin out of a window)

Eren: HEEEY YOUNGBLOOD!!!! (Sets fire) DOEsnT IT FEEL (kicks Jean out of the solar system) LIKe OUR TiME IS RUNNING OUT!!!!

Levi: (walks in) JAEGAR!!!

Eren: The war is won...before its begun...

Levi: Clean this mess up you brat

Eren: wearing our vintage misery...

Hanji: hey where'd Armin and Jean go?

Levi: *sigh*

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