Armin: Eren! Come here!
Eren: huh?
Armin: I found Mikasa's Wattpad! She ships Ereri, Erejean, Eremin, and Eremika!
Eren: oh gosh....have you read any of her fanfics?
Armin: uhh I read a little of the Eremin one...
Eren: and?
Armin: I can't look at you the same, buddy...
Eren: •_•
Levi: (walks in) what are you guys lookin at?
Armin: Mikasa's Wattpad sir!
Levi: YaoiWaffle? Why is her username YaoiWaffle...?
Armin; sir she writes fanfics about you and Eren...
Levi: HUH!? WHERE IS THE BRAT!?
Armin: (reads Ereri fanfic) Eren leaned down to lick the whipped cream off of Levi's AHHHHHHHHHH GOSH MY EYES MY INNOCENT EYES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eren: LEMME READ THAT! (Reads it) OH GOODNESS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (grabs trashcan and throws up) BLEEEGH I FEEL GROSS INSIDE!!!!
Levi: Uhhhh...(reads it) NONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! (Grabs Armin's laptop and throws it out the window)
Armin: CAPTAIN!
Levi: ILL BUY YOU A NEW ONE!!!!!
Mikasa: (walks in)
Eren/Levi/Armin: (run)
Mikasa: huh? That's weird...oh well. Time to write the next chapter of my Eren x Levi x Armin fanfic!
