Eren's B-day

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Eren: (walks into the room)

Everyone: SURPRISE!!!!!!

Eren: huh?

Mikasa: Happy birthday Eren!

Armin: How does it feel to be a year older?

Eren: Uh...I dunno. Same I guess. Since I haVENT ELIMINATED ALL OF THOSE FOUL BEASTS FROM THIS LAND!!!!!!!

Levi: can you shut up about titans for FIVE minutes Jaegar!?

Connie: Eren! Lets play Pin the tail on the horse! (Holds up tail)

Jean: nononononono get that away from me.

Armin: what the, SASHA GET YOUR GRIMEY FINGERS OUT OF ERENS CAKE!!!!!

Eren: did someone say cake?

Mikasa: yes Eren you get cake on your birthday

Eren: Cake? CAKE!? CAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!

Levi: gosh that kid is weird....

Armin: wait! Open your presents first, Eren.

Eren: (goes titan) EREN WANTS CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!

Armin: (facepalm)

Mikasa:....

Levi: (silently judging)


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